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Oklahoma Gardening


I bet you never really thought of Oklahoma as paradise. Well, I just got back for the Garden Writers Symposium in Oklahoma City and I enjoyed fabulous gardens, great hospitality and a wonderful little city.

Express Ranch
Window box/ garden bench

Red Rocket Crepe Myrtle


The largest city in the state, Oklahoma City is located at the crossroads of I-35, I-40 and I-44 in the heart of Oklahoma. The second largest city in the continental U.S. based on geographical size, more than 1.1 million people call the Metro Oklahoma City area home.

April Fool

April 2007
Gardening Forever

Happy New Year, April Fools

The vernal equinox, was once the celebrated as New Years Day. In ancient cultures, the new year was celebrated for eight days, beginning on March 25 and ending April 1. But then, the efficiency experts began complaining that we were losing too much time.

So, in 1584, when the Gregorian calendar was introduced, King Charles IX of France ruled that New Year’s Day be moved to January 1st. The weather in January is usually so nasty, few people have the desire to frolic for eight days. Efficiency experts were thrilled.

Remember, no one had cell phones or instant messaging in 1564 and it took awhile for the word about the calendar change to get out. Folks who did not learn about the new date continued to celebrate New Year’s Day on April 1.

These traditionalists, or people without cell phones, were subject to ridicule and sent on “fools errands,” sent invitations to nonexistent parties and were the victims of practical jokes. The butts of these pranks became known as a “poisson d’avril” or “April fish” because a young naive fish is easily caught.

This April, we still have tree work to do from last spring’s tornado. Digging holes, planting trees, watering and fertilizing are a lot more work than Jules is used to. He really needs to get into shape for the gardening season, since we (he) will be planting several new replacement trees in the lawn. So, I enrolled Jules in a weight training program.

Although you are more likely to see him at Westlake Hardware store than the YMCA, Jules thought I would believe that they were selling garden supplies and tools at the community center weight room. Supposedly, Home Depot has an outlet there.

A woman instinctively knows when her husband is seeing someone else. I suspected he was out there running around when he come home with the distinct fragrance of potting soil on his clothes and dirt under his fingernails. But the real clue was a receipt in his jeans pocket from Family Tree Nursery. I found a crumpled receipt in the car ashtray from Earl May.

I’m not certain who is the bigger April Fool, me for enrolling him in a class he didn’t want to take, or him for pretending to go. Did he think I wouldn’t notice the shiny new rake and spade hanging in the garage?

Roses in December

December 2005
50 And Better Magazine
Gardening Forever
By Patsy Bell Hobson

God gave us memory that we might have roses in December.
James Matthew Barrie (1860 – 1937) Scottish dramatist, novelist

CHRISTMAS STUFF

The holidays are all about stuffing. Stuffed turkeys, stockings and mailboxes. The mail box isn’t so full of greeting cards as it used to be. But if you have ever received one gardening catalog, you have soon been added to the mail lists of many, many others. Garden catalogs now start coming before Christmas. Then, the big mailbox stuffing comes after Christmas. Catalog after catalog.

I don’t look at these tempting plant and seed catalogs. Not yet, anyway. They all go directly into a paper bag. Then, sometime after the first of the year, a “snow day” preferably, I dig out all the catalogs. It’s a winter ritual that helps an old gardener get through the winter.

Of course there are many variations on this theme. My garden catalog ritual requires snow on the ground. The first day I can count as a “snow day” will do. Or, if I can hold off, a couple of days into a snow storm is the best. And, hot chocolate is a must. A roaring fire in the fireplace adds to the ambience. Snuggling in with a big bag of seed catalogs is just about as happy as a gardener can get in the winter time.

If it turns out to be a particularly severe winter, this ritual may be repeated. In that case, don’t place the order for at least a week. Give reason time to set in. It may come to you that you have ordered enough seed to sow the entire state of Kansas.

ROSES IN DECEMBER

The legend of the Christmas Rose has been told again and again. I do not know the author. Next time you see a rose, think of this tale.

THE LEGEND OF THE CHRISTMAS ROSE

When the Magi laid their gifts of myrrh, frankincense, and gold, by the bed of the sleeping Christ Child, legend says that a shepherd maiden stood outside the door quietly weeping.

She, too, had sought the Christ Child. She, too, desired to bring him gifts. But she had nothing to offer, for she was very, very poor. In vain she had searched the countryside over for one little flower to bring Him, but she could find none, for the winter had been cold.

As she stood there weeping, an angel passing saw her sorrow, and stooping he brushed aside the snow at her feet. There sprang up on the spot a cluster of beautiful winter roses, — waxen white with pink tipped petals.

“Nor myrrh, nor frankincense, nor gold,” said the angel, “is offering more meant for the Christ Child than these pure Christmas Roses.”

Joyfully the shepherd maiden gathered the flowers and made her offering to the Holy Child.

SNAIL NAIL
The USDA Agricultural Research Service (ARS) has seen promising results using 1 and 2 percent caffeine solutions to kill snails and slugs. Research showed the 2-percent caffeine solution more effective than metaldehyde, a common pesticide used to control slugs and snails. Instant coffee is about 0.05 percent caffeine. Normal brewed coffee is a little stronger. The coffee I make is defiantly strong enough to kill a slug. Though I have no idea where to find coffee cups that small.

DECEMBER GARDEN BARGAINS

Garden Works at Createagarden.com is a company run by gardeners for gardeners. Their products are designed to make gardening easier and more enjoyable. They have a great prepackaged gift that any rose gardener would appreciate getting. The Deluxe Rose Pro gloves, made from premium goat skin, is made to fit like a dress glove. Elbow high leather cuffs protect the forearm, making these comfy rose gloves perfect for pruning or working with woody shrubs.

I love these gloves. In fact, I had to order a second pair as a Christmas gift because I kept the first pair for myself. The gift box includes a pair of Deluxe Rose Pro gloves and a pruning tool. Everything I’ve ordered from this company is shipped promptly and well made. Check it out at http://www.createagarden.com/ or, E-mail : info@garden-works.net. Call 425-455-0568

All the tempting gift catalogs and garden catalogs should come with the same printed warning as your car’s rearview mirror. “Objects in mirror are larger than they appear.” Keep in mind that picture on the cover of the seed catalog was taken by a professional photographer. That is the best looking tomato or flower that the growers could find. As car makers also say, “Your results may vary.” Your plant is never going to look better than it does on the catalog cover.

I like gift certificates. Turns out the gift certificate idea was my husband’s. Jules buys garden related gift certificates not so much as a gift but as an act of budgetary self-defense. This is his way of protecting our bank account from those cold cabin fever days also known as the garden-catalog-snow-day-shopping-spree.

From our house to yours, Jules and I wish you a merry Christmas ands a peaceful New Year. Patsy Bell Hobson is a free lance writer and a Master Gardener in Liberty, MO. Send e-mail to patsy64068@yahoo.com

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